Indian Premier League

Money is bid and players are bought,

Then they are split and the money is sought,

Owners are strict and make their men perform,

Failing which they are given a resignation form.

Forty five days and fifty six matches,

Playing ball and taking catches,

Youngsters come in and score the runs,

The audience consists of priests and nuns.

The masses are watching, in a thousand fold,

Sachin’s getting run out and Dravid’s getting bowled,

Then there is Sehwag leading the team from Delhi,

Hitting fours and sixes in a down town gully.

The royal challengers seem to be pretty well equipped,

But every match they play they are getting their arses whipped,

And the Deccan chargers so strong yet so meek,

The chances of them winning has become very weak.

Cricket and more, we find everything here,

Including Vijai Mallya, good lookin gals and a beer,

But this is all done just to create a hype,

By a bunch of committee members and some arse wipe.