The Girlfriend I' ve never known

Someone so special, so rare and unique,
To find in a million is a daunting feat,
Finally when you think its gonna work out,
They will knock you down or say shut your mouth.

The passion inside of me has now gone bitter,
After things fell apart when I was with her,
Again and again it flashes in my head,
Gives me night mares when I am in bed.

A song for life, a song for death,
This is one I won’t regret,
Pains and sorrows, love and joy,
I sit and cry like a little school boy.

Broken and shattered I carry on with life,
Livin cut throat, on the edge of a knife,
Takin everythin that comes my way,
Hopin that good luck is here to stay.

On my wedding day

Standing at the altar with a thought in my head,
Of no other women with me in bed,
But a new kind of feeling takes over my mind,
Of a cow, a horse and a goats behind.

Slowly but faintly in the distance I could see,
A fat and round figure, my wife to be,
Walking down that aisle, in a Sleeveless gown,
I was thinking to my self, God, let me not frown.

She reached the alter and I took her hand,
With the sound of the trumpet in the church band,
The readings were done and the ceremony began,
It was then that I knew I was the right man.

Again and again it haunts me though,
Every single time I walk out that church door,
Now we are married two years and a half,
And have a baby who looks like a calf.