Super Hero

When the world is in trouble whom do you look too,
A man in a bathing suit yes that’s true,
Flying around the streets in a bright yellow cape,
Bend down monkey, he'll f*# k u like an ape.

Trouble trouble, a woman cries out,
Flying to the rescue with a sock in his mouth,
Beats up the bad guys and saves the day,
Making it safe in every single way.

It happened once and it happened twice,
Someone stole the 3 blind mice,
They ran up the clock and lost their way,
Oh my God, is our super hero gay.??

Caught red handed with a bottle of ants,
The mice were running right down his pants,
The world is still not save for me and u,
Cause our super hero like animals too.

Bang-cock in Thailand

Met this woman on a main street way,
Half drunk and in a sway,
Din know if she was straight or gay,
I din have any money to pay.

I blurted out a question, whats your rate,
Feeling horny its time to mate,
Oh my God,I'm in such a weird state.
Let me loose I'll masturbate.

I bargained my way from fifty to ten,
Then she tells me her name is Ben,
I was in trouble I knew it then,
I felt like I was gonna f@#k a hen.

The sheets were clean without a speck,
I thought to my self what the heck,
I asked for a job with a little peck,
She said bastard give me my money or ill break your neck.