Met this woman on a main street way,
Half drunk and in a sway,
Din know if she was straight or gay,
I din have any money to pay.
I blurted out a question, whats your rate,
Feeling horny its time to mate,
Oh my God,I'm in such a weird state.
Let me loose I'll masturbate.
I bargained my way from fifty to ten,
Then she tells me her name is Ben,
I was in trouble I knew it then,
I felt like I was gonna f@#k a hen.
The sheets were clean without a speck,
I thought to my self what the heck,
I asked for a job with a little peck,
She said bastard give me my money or ill break your neck.
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