Hey lowely ladies im a Mallu from the east,
Look at my chest hair I look like a beast,
I know u chechies are all fat but still good looking,
Can someone get the smell of beef olathiede cooking??
Land I have purchased with all my black money,
Just to see a smile on my oily haired honey,
Worked in Dubai and many hearts I have won,
If only honey knows I will have to lift my mundu and run.
Toddy and fish fry, they make my day special,
Every morning I catch fish and keep ready in the vessel,
Honey does the cooking and then kills them ants,
While I iron my orange and yellow striped underpants.
We sit together at night while the kerosene lamp burns
dimly,
Watching Asianet and go AIYYO AIYYO SIMBLY,
Staring at the backwaters and thinking about trash,
While I sit twiddling my thick black and unruly moustache.
